Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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