listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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