i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She bit a glass in half.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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