Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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