"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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