The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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