I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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