Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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