quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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