True but thats because hes a fetus.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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