This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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