wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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