Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
