i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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