In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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