when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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