I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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