hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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