Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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