It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Your mouth is God's brothel.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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