do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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