kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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