Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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