You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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