Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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