i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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