tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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