So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I've blown a few things in my day
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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