I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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