So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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