after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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