If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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