Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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