Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize