hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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