what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I booty called her while she was in labor.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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