I wish I only lived at night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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