physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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