Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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