I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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