There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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