That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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