if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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