Non-Jews are for practice
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Randomize
