Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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