Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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