If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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