Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just forgot I was standing up.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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