My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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