names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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