Those balls look pretty dangerous.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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